A Rapid Read on Why We Want to Have a Paintball Match with The Dollar Shave Club

Our arch-nemesis. They stand for everything we stand against.

They're clean shaven, smug faces.

Just because they now dominate the razor market (Thanks to Gilette's Advertising Department),

And some creative advertising I guess...credit where it's due.

They think they're the sh*t.

The Clean Shaven vs The Whiskered, in a brutal paintball match.

If we lose, we'll shave.